Monday, August 09, 2004

LEFT-HANDERS

Ok. I am a left hander and am VERY proud of it. BUT but but.... what I do hate most is how people look at me funnily when they notice that I am either writing or eating with my left hand.

Therefore...a general announcement. I WASH MY ASS WITH MY RIGHT HAND! thereby not allowing myself to eat myown shit.

From the time I was small I have had aunts, uncles, cousins, non-relations teachers and what not comment on my writing side. Like HELLO! Wy should the hand I write or eat with bother anyone if it does not bother me?

This is what is called narrow-mindedness - ladies and gentlemen of the world...